Puzzle Jokes

Physics Puzzle... Nice one - try to crack it. ....
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived.
The judge decided to set him free, and the conductor returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time more...

A blonde called her brunette friend and said, "I've been working on this puzzle for weeks, and I can't get it. " The brunette went over to see what was wrong, and she told the blonde, "Put the cornflakes away...." Blonde
Destination Hawaii "A blonde called in inquiring about a travel package to Hawaii. The agent explained their limited travel range.
After going over all the agent's information, she asked, "Well, could I fly to California, and THEN take your train to Hawaii?"

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is." "It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.

"It took me only 5 months to do that," Ah Beng brags.

"Five months? That's too long" the friend exclaims. "You are a fool."

Ah Beng replies, "See this box, it is written for 4-7 yrs."

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "Whats the problem?""Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I cant even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "Theres always a picture of what the puzzle is." "Its a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."