Quaver Jokes

Today it was revealed that Phil Quaver, Republican Congressman from Nevada was guilty of having an inappropriate relationship with a horse. He claims to have only sent the horse e-mails and instant messages, though once he did give it sugar lumps and on another occasion he fingered its anus.


The question being asked on Capitol Hill today is did Representative Quaver's superiors know about the threat he posed to this and other horses? Why was the stable owner never notified?


Representative Quaver has resigned and admitted his behavior, but recently claimed to be suffering from alcoholism brought on by the fact that he was molested by a horse as a child.