Quintero Jokes

A nurse who works here in America, New York to be exact, wanted to make an overseas phone call, so she dialed the operator... Nurse: "Operator I would like to place an overseas call to the Philippines". Operator: "OK, miss, what is your name?" Nurse: "Maria Quintero" Operator: "Could you please spell your last name Maria?" Nurse: "Ok, Quintero... Q as in Cuba... U as in Europe... I as in eyebrow... N as in pneumonia... T as in ptyalin... E as in India... R as in Argentina... O as in Australia.