Quo Jokes

TEACHER: "Can someone tell me what the' status quo' is?"
STUDENT: "That's a fancy name for the mess most of us are in."

The snooty cricket club received a letter from a village team asking for a fixture.

They agreed, provided that later on in the season the villagers gave them a' quid pro quo'.

Next day, they received another letter: ' We were surprised at your request, but enclosed please find a pound for your pro.'!