Qutab Jokes

An american born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it. The guide replied 20 years. The American desi remarked You guys are lazy, in America we can build some thing like this in 5 years. At Red Fort in Dehli he asked the same question. The guide reduced the period to impress him and said Ten years. Only ten years The American Desi retorted: Didn't I say you guys are slow workers! In America we could have built it in 2 1/2 years. Same story everywhere. He admired the places but reduced the period to 1/4th. The guide got irritated by this young American Desi. Next day when they were near Qutab Minar the American Desi asked what is that tower? The guide replied I ‘ll have to go and find out. When I was passing by this side last evening there was nothing here.

BANTA, an inhabitant of England, was on his way to visit his relatives in Punjab. At the airport, he was met by his Tamilian friend, Ranganathan, who persuaded him to spend a few days looking round the capital before going on to his village. Ranganathan first took him to the old planetarium: "This is Jantar Mantar, teri auma (Tamil for' you know'!)" It sounded very offensive in the ears of Banta. Next, they went to the Qutab Minar. Before Ranganathan could open his mouth, Banta told him, "This is the Qutab Minar-Tera baap."