Rabbits Jokes / Recent Jokes
There were these two rabbits, Barry and Fred. They were being tested in a laboratory and after a few losses of hair and half of their teeth missing they decide to try and escape.
They make this great plan and the next thing they knew, they were out in the counrtyside smelling the grass and generaly having a good time.
After a bit Barry gets in a bit of a mood.
"Why are you in such a mood" says Fred.
Barry in a sulky mood says "Well you know that laboratory we were at, well I'm starting to miss that place"
Fred in disbelief says "What, are you mad. That place is a dump. I've got more injection holes on my body than pores!"
"Yeah I know " says Barry "But I'm killing for a fag."
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
Whats a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.