Rabri Jokes / Recent Jokes

Rabri Devi watched her husband Laloo searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically looking for?
Laloo: "Hidden cameras!"
Rabri: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Laloo: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying...'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"

RABRI DEVI DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN (DON'T LAUGH). AS SHE STOOD IN FRONT OF YAMRAJ, SHE SAW A HUGE WALL OF CLOCK BEHIND.
SHE ASKED, WHAT ARE ALL THOSE CLOCKS?
YAMRAJ ANSWERED, THOSE ARE LIE CLOCKS. EVERYONE ON EARTH HAS A LIECLOCK. EVERY TIME YOU LIE, THE HANDS ON YOUR CLOCK WILL MOVE.
OH, SAID RABRI, WHO'S CLOCK IS THAT?
THAT'S GOUTAM BUDDHA'S. THE HANDS HAVE NEVER MOVED INDICATING THAT HE NEVER TOLD A LIE.
AND WHOSE CLOCK IS THAT?
THAT'S ABRAHAM LINCON'S CLOCK. THE HANDS HAVE ONLY MOVED TWICE, TELLING US THAT ABRAHAM ONLY TOLD TWO LIES IN HIS INTIRE LIFE.
RABRI ASKED, WHERE'S MY LALOO'S CLOCK?
LALOO'S CLOCK IS IN MY OFFICE, REPLIED YAMRAJ, I AM USING IT AS A CEILING FAN.