Rabri Jokes

Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane.
They were just talking among themselves when
Rabri said:' I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy.
So Sonia pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said: If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy.
Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee note and said:' If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy.'
Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said: If I can drop all three of you from the plane, I can make one billion Indians happy.

Laloo & Rabri
went up the pabari
To fetch a bail of court-er
Laloo fell down
And lost his crown
And Rabri reigned ever after.

Wha Wha Black Sheep
Have you pulled the wool?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for my fodder,
One for my dame,
And one for the CBI crying in the lanne.


Are you sleeping, Are you sleeping,
Gujral bhai? Gujral bhai?
Warning bells are ringing,
Warning bells are ringing,
Going going gone.

Hot cross gun,
Hot cross gun,
One a kine, two a kine,
Hot cross gun.
If you have no gangster,
Give it to your son,
One a kine, two a kine,
Hot cross gun.

Little Miss Bharti,
Did a Maha-arti,
So the BJP would always hold sway.
The came a big BSP With Mayavati its USP.
And fightened Miss Bharti away.


Little Lal Advani
Sat with his vabini
Taking his party's rai
He stuck more...

Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Dear Wife! Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."
Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "Dear Husband It's 5 O' Clock, get up.

Rabri Devi watched her husband Laloo searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically looking for?
Laloo: "Hidden cameras!"
Rabri: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Laloo: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying...'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?"

Two young friends (Bunty and Chinto) were standing on the flatform of Bihar. After standing there for one hour, Bunty went to buy sweets from a shop 5 meters away. When he came back, he was crying.
Chinto: what happened to you?
Bunty: The shopkeeper slapped me.
Chinto: Why? What did you ask him?
Bunty: I only asked him - "rabri ka bhaw kyan hai?"