"Laloo in hell" joke

Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…)

As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, “What are all those clocks? ”

Yamraj answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. ”

Rabri: “Oh”, “Who’s clock is that? ”

Yamraj: “That’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. ”

Rabri: “And whose clock is that? ”

Yamraj: “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life. ”

Rabri: “Where’s my Laloo’s clock? ”

Yamraj: “Laloo’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan”.

Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane.
They were just talking among themselves when
Rabri said:' I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can more...

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