"Laloo in hell" joke
Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…)
As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, “What are all those clocks? ”
Yamraj answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. ”
Rabri: “Oh”, “Who’s clock is that? ”
Yamraj: “That’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. ”
Rabri: “And whose clock is that? ”
Yamraj: “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life. ”
Rabri: “Where’s my Laloo’s clock? ”
Yamraj: “Laloo’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan”.