Racehorse Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!

What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."