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    Useful Metric Conversions

    We Americans (defined as residents of the USA) frequently have problems with metric conversions. In an attempt to clarify the conversion process I now submit some "Useful Metric Conversions."
    1 million microphones1 megaphone
    2000 mockingbirdstwo kilomockingbirds
    10 cards1 decacards
    1 millionth of a fish1 microfiche
    453.6 graham crackers1 pound cake
    1 trillion pins1 terrapin
    10 rations1 decoration
    100 rations1 C-ration
    10 millipedes1 centipede
    3 1/3 tridents1 decadent
    2 monograms1 diagram
    8 nickels2 paradigms
    2 wharves1 paradox
    I hope this proves a useful tool.
    "If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles."
    - US Senator Jesse Helms

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