Ravi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Teacher: Where Were U Born?
Ravi: Maharastra
Teacher: Spell It
Ravi: I Just Remember I Was Born In Goa.

Raj: "What Did You Get On Your Birthday?"
Ravi: "A Set Of Drums And It Is The Best Present I Have Ever Had."
Raj: "Why?"
Ravi: "Because My Father Gives Me Rs. 100 A Week For Not Playing Them."

Ravi: "Could I Get Into Trouble If I Didn't Do Something?"
Teacher: "Well, I Don't Suppose So."
Ravi: "In That Case, I Didn't Do My Homework."

A reception was held in New Delhi. One of the guests, Home Minister Buta Singh loses his invitation card. He arrrives and explains who he is to the guard at the door.
"But how do I know who you are?" asks the guard. "An hour ago, Ravi Shanker came without his invitation card, 1 gave him a sitar and he played a beautiful raag. And half an hour ago, Mani Shanker came without his invitation card, I asked him to name all the recipients of Bofors kickbacks, and he named them all."
"Who is this Ravi Shanker and Mani Shanker?" "Say no more," says the guard, "you are Buta Singh."

Teacher: Ravi, Name Any Great Man Born In Your Villge.
Ravi: Ma'am In Our Village Only Babies Are Born