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Three indian soldiers, jai reddy (tamil), joy bosu (bengali), and santa Singh are captured by pakistani army. The pakistani corp commander does not want to have them as pows and has decided to execute them. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The reddy asks for a masala dosa, which he is served and then taken away.
The boss requests a machli bhath, which he is served and also taken away.
Santa requests sarson ka saag and makki di roti. The captors are surprised and reply ‘ sarson? ’
‘yes, sarson. ’
‘arre sarson to is season mein aati nahin hai! ’
‘koi gall nahin. Asee intezaar karanga…’
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Reddy Teddy! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Reddy, aim, fire! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one!
Santa Singh Applied For An Engineering Position At Deman Construction Office In Amritsar. Reddy From Chennai Applied For The Same Job And Both
Applicants Having The Same Qualifications Were Asked To Take A Test By The Department Manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon Completion Of The Test, The Results Showed That Both Men Only Missed One Of The Questions. The Manager Went To Santa And Said, "Thank You For Your Interest, But We've Decided To Give The Job To Reddy". Santa: And Why Would You Be Doing That? We Both Got 9 Questions Correct. This Being Punjab I Should Get The Job!" Manager: "We Have Made Our Decision Not On The Correct Answers, But On The One Question That You Got Wrong. "Santa: "And Just How Would One Incorrect Answer Be Better Than The Other?" Manager: "Simple, For The Question That Both Of You Got Wrong, Reddy Put Down' I Don't Know' As The Answer. And You Wrote' Neither Do I'!"
The following anecdote illustrates the ready wit of Cuttamanchi Ramalinga Reddy, Founder Vice-Chancellor of the Andhra University. Professor K. Seshadri writes to say that Reddy remained a bachelor. When asked why, he replied, "There is no need to own a cow when there is plenty of milk available."