Zail Jokes

This was picked up in the central hall of Parliament. Apparently the late President Zail Singh was operated on in the same Texan hospital as his predecessor, Sanjiva Reddy. When taken to the operating theatre, the chief surgeon asked our Rashtrapatt Are you ready?'' No, I am not Reddy,' replied Gyaniji'' I am Zail Singh.

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.
In India Gyani Ji says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time Gyani Ji says, "More.. . more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing more...

In A Party One Of Zail Singh's Friends Asked Him How Many Chappathis He Could Eat In An Empty Stomach. Zail Replied "Seven". Then His Friend Told Him "When U Eat The First Chappathi Your Stomach Is No Longer Empty. Then How Can U Eat Seven? ?". Zail Was Impressed By This Tricky Question. So As Soon As He Went Back Home He Asked His Wife " How Many Chappathis Can You Eat In An Empty Stomach? ?".
She Replied "Five". Then Zail Told " Shit!! If Only You Had Told Seven I Had A Nice Reply For It"

Once Zail Singh Was Relaxing In A Park. Some Kids Playing Nearby Decided To Pull His Leg. Walking Up To Him They Asked Him,

"Sir Are You Relaxing?" Zail Singh Replied, "No, I Am Zail Singh!"

The Kids Started Laughing Wildly And Ran Off. This Terribly Confused Zail Singh And He Decided To Check It Out. He Walked Up To A Guy Who Was Relaxing On A Bench Near Him And Asked,

"Are You Relaxing?" The Man Replied, "Yes, Why Do You Ask?" Zail Singh Answered With Satisfaction, "Then Those Kids Are Probably Looking For You!"

One Day Gyane Zail Singh And Indira Gandhi Were Togethere Going To Bombay In A Cab. Gyane Zail Singh Was Very Excited And
Started Singing -"Bombay-Bombay."Indira Gandhi Got Fed Up And Said-"B Silent." So He Started Singing -"Ombay-Ombay."