Gyani Jokes

Once in the indo pakistan war, pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets.

The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps cptn. Hari singh wearing a maachar dani! (mosquito net). He pulls out his ak-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off quickly. The next day hari singh gets a medal.

His freinds ask him "yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" hari singh replies "maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?

In the following war hari singh retires and his son gyani singh (no assumptions please! ) Joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts gyani more...

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.
In India Gyani Ji says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time Gyani Ji says, "More.. . more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing more...

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me." Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground." Zail Singh digs. Reagan says, "More, more, more..." Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet. Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?" Zail Singh, "I got a wire!" Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!" Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India. In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!" He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig. After some time GyaniJi says, "More.. . more... more!" Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet. Zail Singh says, "Find anything?" Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!" GyaniJi says, "You see even 400 years ago we had gone WIRELESS!"

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."

Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."

Zail Singh digs.

Reagan says, "More, more, more..."

Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.

Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"

Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"

Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"

Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.

In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"

He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.

After some time GyaniJi says, "More.. . more... more!"

Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.

Zail Singh says, "Find more...