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Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me." Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground." Zail Singh digs. Reagan says, "More, more, more..." Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet. Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?" Zail Singh, "I got a wire!" Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!" Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India. In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!" He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig. After some time GyaniJi says, "More.. . more... more!" Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet. Zail Singh says, "Find anything?" Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!" GyaniJi says, "You see even 400 years ago we had gone WIRELESS!"

Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."

Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."

Zail Singh digs.

Reagan says, "More, more, more..."

Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.

Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"

Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"

Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"

Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.

In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"

He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.

After some time GyaniJi says, "More.. . more... more!"

Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.

Zail Singh says, "Find more...

Once Zail Singh Was Relaxing In A Park. Some Kids Playing Nearby Decided To Pull His Leg. Walking Up To Him They Asked Him,

"Sir Are You Relaxing?" Zail Singh Replied, "No, I Am Zail Singh!"

The Kids Started Laughing Wildly And Ran Off. This Terribly Confused Zail Singh And He Decided To Check It Out. He Walked Up To A Guy Who Was Relaxing On A Bench Near Him And Asked,

"Are You Relaxing?" The Man Replied, "Yes, Why Do You Ask?" Zail Singh Answered With Satisfaction, "Then Those Kids Are Probably Looking For You!"

This was picked up in the central hall of Parliament. Apparently the late President Zail Singh was operated on in the same Texan hospital as his predecessor, Sanjiva Reddy. When taken to the operating theatre, the chief surgeon asked our Rashtrapatt Are you ready?'' No, I am not Reddy,' replied Gyaniji'' I am Zail Singh.

There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to go to Delhi to thank the President Dr. Zail Singh for his revolutionary policies, from which they have greatly benefited. Moreover, they are his old friends, and are longing to dine with the president. They agree that it would be appropriate to use a taxi. So they go to a taxi driver and ask him how much a ride would cost. The driver frets a little and tells them, "Sahab! If only four of you were to be there I would charge you just the meter rate, but then since seven of you would be there, you have to give me Rs. 10/-more."
The Sardars agree and decide to take the taxi. The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan. The meter shows Rs. 18/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me Rs. 28/-."
Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i. e. 7. This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the more...