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Today it was revealed that Phil Quaver, Republican Congressman from Nevada was guilty of having an inappropriate relationship with a horse. He claims to have only sent the horse e-mails and instant messages, though once he did give it sugar lumps and on another occasion he fingered its anus.


The question being asked on Capitol Hill today is did Representative Quaver's superiors know about the threat he posed to this and other horses? Why was the stable owner never notified?


Representative Quaver has resigned and admitted his behavior, but recently claimed to be suffering from alcoholism brought on by the fact that he was molested by a horse as a child.

The state of the world had reached such cataclysmic proportions, that the religious leaders of the planet decided that it was time to get together and put past differences behind them. Only through godliness, it was felt, would the human race have a chance to survive. If believers in different faiths could get along, then all the non-believers in the world would follow suit.
A big conference was held in Geneva, which was attended by all the leaders of the world's major and not so major religions. However, it soon became apparent that the job at hand was not going to be as simple as they thought. After all, hadn't religion been the main cause for persecution, war and general bloodshed for thousands of years? All the participants decided that they would go away for six months in order to discuss matters with their co-religionists to look for compromises that could be made. In this way, it was hoped, believers would find other creeds more palatable.
For half a year, the whole more...