Reviewing Jokes

The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?""Yes," said Jackie, and she did."Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?""That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"!

A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potential employee's application and notices that the man has never worked in retail before. He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high wage."

"Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing!"

A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that the man has neverworked in retail before. He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you arecertainly asking for a high wage." "Well Sir," the applicant replies, "the work is so much harderwhen you don't know what you'redoing!"

A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed
surgery costing $5000.00. The patient said he only had $500.00 and
what could be done. The doctor said, "Well, I can always touch-up
your x-rays."

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India. One man he passed sported an enormous erection." Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted." Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave." "Yessir," the Sgt. Major replied. A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man." Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 dayscompassionate home leave," the Colonel barked. A few months later, same guy, same problem. The Colonel is angry. "Sergeant-Major! Haven't we given thisman two compassionate home leaves?" "Yessir," the Sgt. Major replies." Then what's his problem, Sgt. Major?" the Colonel asks. The Sgt. Major salutes and says, "Sir. It's you he's fond of."