Rhetorical Jokes / Recent Jokes

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?