Rita Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?" My sister in law stammered a bit, but finally got her composure. She thought it was time her daughter knew the facts of life. So, she told Little Rita how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born. As my sister in law gave the whole story, Rita's eyes got wider and wider. When She was finished, Little Rita said "Wow, that's really neat. That sure beats what Uncle Rusty told me. He said that he came from Pennsylvania."

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, I’m tired of knocking.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on with what you’re doing, I’m at the wrong door.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s ther?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I’m dwrowning.

Did you know that Rita McNeil has a tatoo of Canada on her butt?
Ya, every time she bends over Quebec seperates!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita books instead of reading these dumb knock knock jokes! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita good book, you might learn something! Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita novel!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

Knock! Knock!
Who's ther?
Dwain.
Dwain who?
Dwain the bathtub, I'm dwrowning.