Roach Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo Mama’s so stupid… It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she was born, they put her in a tinted incubator. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She didn’t need a costume to try out for Star Wars. Yo Mama’s so old…. She waitressed at the Last Supper. Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out. Yo Mama’s so ugly… Even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her Yo Mama’s so ugly… When she checked into a roach motel, the roaches checked out Yo Mama’s so poor… She has an order of fries on layaway at McDonalds. Yo Mama’s so ugly… She gets paid top dollar to stand in the farmer’s field and scare the crows away. Yo Mama’s so poor… She uses both sides of the toilet paper.

YO I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY ROACH IS, BUT I DO KNOW HE GOES TO KING
AND IS GAY. HE GOES ON INFOLANKA CHAT AND TRIES TO PICK UP GUYS GOING
AS A GIRL. THIS FAG, NEEDS SERIOUS HELP, IF YOU KNOW ANYBODY THAT CAN HELP
E-MAIL ME PLEASE, IF YOU SEE HIM BEWARE OF THE HOMOSEXUALITY VIBES
HE SENDS OUT.
LATER BOYZ, ENUF RESPECTS TO MY BOYZ KRISHNABOB 1 &2, ALSO MY BOY EBTEK AND
RALPH_LAUREN.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach out and touch someone.