Roadies Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One: Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original apart, repairs it with a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape, changes the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet from where it should have been, to the satisfaction of the rest of the band.
Q: How many alt. music. pink-floyd readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 51. One to screw in the bulb, one to notice some small detail of the bulb-screwing and tie it into the Publius Enigma, 15 more to expand on his point, 12 to flame him, 10 to argue that you're not really screwing in a light bulb, that only Roger Waters can screw in a light bulb, 8 more to say that Dave Gilmour can screw in a light bulb better than Roger ever could, two to say that the best more...
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One Two, One Two, One Two...
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, two! One, two! One, two !
Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One: Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original apart, repairs it with a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape, changes the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet from where it should have been, to the satisfaction of the rest of the band.