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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the superbowl, dirt bikes, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"The man replied, "80."The robot then said, "So, how are things in Poland these days?"
The sci-fi thriller "I Robot," starring Will Smith was a box office hit this summer with its stunning tale of how stiff, but somewhat lifelike automatons try to take over the world.
Of Course, half the people paying to see the film thought it was about the Kerry campaign.
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, when the first customer came in for a drink and the robot asked, "What's your IQ"?
The customer replied, "130."
The robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The customer listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another customer came in for a drink and the robot asked,
"What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100" and the robot started talking about the football, baseball and so on. The customer thought, "Wow, this is really cool."
When a third customer came in to the bar the robot asked, "What's your IQ?"
The customer replied, "70".
The robot asked, "So, what's George Bush up to these days?"
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the super bowl, dirt bikes, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80." The robot then said, "So, how are things in Alabama these days?"
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "
130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "
120." So the robot started talking about the superbowl, dirt bikes, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "
80."
The robot then said, "So, how are things in Poland these days?"