Robots Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

A salesman comes to the farm and tells the farmer he's got the ultimate solution to his labor troubles. Chrome robots. They work all day and night, don't need to be paid, and don't steal
half your crop like the Mexicans do.

The farmer thinks, heck, he's got nothing to lose, so he buys them.

Just as the salesman promised, the robots were harvesting his crops in record time. Unfortunately, the next day, a Highway Patrolman knocks on his door and tells him that the sun reflecting off the robots is blinding motorists and he needs to do something about it.

So that night, he paints the robots black.

The next day, half of them don't come in to work.

But growing up in a mixed-robot neighborhood, I noticed things. White robots are all like "1011011." But black robots are all like "0100100!" Right? This guy knows what I'm talking about.

Two industrial robots decided to leave their factory to investigate some of the human pleasures they had heard about. After several hours of individual exploration, one noticed the other standing on a corner in front of a mailbox and a fire-alarm box.
"Looks like we're going to get some action," said the new arrival, crossing the street.
"Forget it," answered the other. "The dumpy green one doesn't say a word, and as soon as you touch the red one, she screams her head off."

Do robots have sisters? No, just transistors!