Rocket Jokes / Recent Jokes

This article appeared in today's edition of the Toronto Sun. The "TTC" is the Toronto Transit Commission, and we usually refer to our subway trains as "the rocket".
SIZZLIN' HOTLINE DOUSED BY TTC
Whip them. Spank them. Make them ride the rocket in boy scout uniforms.
Beaten, but not bowed, transit officials say it took them no more than a day to realize a wrong number on one of their pamphlets connected riders to a well-travelled sex dominatrix.
TTC spokesman Christine Burkett said yesterday that the "Rocket Rider" guides were stripped from local transit vehicles last Monday after the number for a Spanish-language transit hotline turned out to be that for a local house of domination.
"It was a case of a typo not being caught," Burkett said. "Few noticed, but this woman was probably pretty pleased with the business you brought her," Burkett said of a Sun story which told the naughty tale of the snafu. With the fifth more...

Seoul, South Korea - North Korea has mounted a rocket on a launchpad on its northeast coast. Pyongyang says the rocket is only used to carry a satellite. Tokyo said, "Yeah right, and Chinese food fills you up for days!"

Once Santa Singh And Some Other Country Scientists Came For Launching A Rocket. They Started The Counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Go! The Rocket Was Still There. They Tried It 3, 4 Times.

Then Santa Said'Wait i'll Try"
He Climed Up The Rocket, First Tilted To Left, Then To The Right. He Climed Down, And Then Asked Them To Count. They Started 10 9 8...... Go! The Rocket Went.

Everybody Asked "How Did U Do It''.
Santa Replied "In Our Country We Start Our Bajaj Scooter Like That Only..."

Once There Was Rocket Being Lanched At London. When They Put The Rocket On The Launch Pad, Some Part Had Moved Out Of Its Place. When They Started The Engines, They Did Not Start. The Scientists Were Called Again But They Could Not Do Any Thing. Then A Sardarji Arrived, He Asked For A Chance. Every One Lauged At Him. With The Degree Controlers He Put Them 20 Degre Left And The Same Way Right And It Launched. People Were Astonished And Asked Him The Technique. He Said He Did It The Same Way To His Bajajinindia. Ha. Ha..... Ha