Rohan Jokes

Teacher To Rohan: Does Anybody Know Where Saddam Hussain Is Hidden? Rohan: Yes Miss Teacher: Where? Rohan: In The Bush.

Rohan: Mohan, do you know the difference between a discovery and an invention?
Mohan: No.
Rohan: I'll tell you. It is simple
My father discovered my mother and they both invented me.

Rohan: "Mummy, Do You Know That Vase Which You Said Had Been Handed Down From Generation To Generation?" Mother: "Yes Dear,
What About It?" Rohan: "Well, This Generation Has Just Dropped It."

1) TV'S GALORE
Udurawana is buying a TV."Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
2) Flying High
Udurawana calls Air Lanka.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a second," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Udurawana and cuts the line.
3) EMPLOYMENT.
Udurawana was filling up an application form
for a job. He filled the columns titled NAME, AGE,
ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
Expected: After much thought he wrote: Yes
4) CROCODILE BOOTS.
Udurawana proposes to a woman. She says yes if you
bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off
to Africa and disappears. Finally a search team
found him hunting a huge crocodiles. He walks
over to the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"70th damn croc and this bugger is also barefeet!"
5) Thermos
Udurawana more...

Once there were 2 brothers mohan & rohan. rohan: how do you like me playing the piano. mohan: you are fit to be on t. v. Rohan: do you think im so good mohan: no, so that i can switch off the t. v.