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Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession.

Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession.

Their was a kid name Carlos the teacher ask him what is one plus one he did not answer. What is two plus two he did not answer. What is three plus three he did not answer. Then she said go home and learn three things. He went home and turned on the tv and the first thing he learn was Superman. Then he changed to comedy videos and the second thing he learn was "
Come on Baby Lets Role."
Then he heard two kids fighting outside and he heard "
Fuck You Bitch,"
so that was the thirdthing he learned. He went back to school and the teacher said did you learn three things "
Fuck You Bitch"
who do you think you are "
Superman"
and She said you want to go the principals office "
Come on Baby Lets Role."

Sen. Sam Brownback, who wants to champion social conservatives in the presidential race, said Tuesday he wants a Senate panel to re-question a judicial nominee who attended a same-sex union ceremony.
Brownback, a Kansas Republican, said he wants Michigan state judge Janet Neff to testify about her role in the 2002 Massachusetts ceremony, her legal views on same-sex unions and her ability to be impartial if called upon to rule on such cases.
Neff's nomination to a federal district court is among a dozen or so now stalled in the Senate, a logjam in part due to Brownback's questions about Neff's attendance at a lesbian commitment ceremony. The Senate Judiciary Committee has already approved her nomination.
"I don't want to come across as an intolerant, reactionary douchebag with the mental capacity of an amoeba, " Brownback said before a lunch with potential donors and supporters in Davenport, adding, "oops, sorry, what I meant to say was I DO want to come more...

The role of Alf, from the hit 80s TV show of the same name was actually played by Chuck Norris’ penis.

The Immense Consequences
The death under any circumstances of a member of the Royal Family would be
a cause for sadness. Had anyone made a list of those whose death might
have been anticipated, Princess Diana's name would have been last on it,
hence the worldwide shock and outpouring of grief: disbelief, anger,
analysis, sadness and perhaps the reluctant beginnings of acceptance.
Strong emotions would have been triggered had any Royal been even slightly
injured in an accident. The sudden, total loss of Diana, Princess of
Wales in a violent car crash is one of the greatest national tragedies to
befall Britain since the Second World War.
The memory of August 31, 1997 will long remain in people's minds: first
we saw the gruesome wreckage of the Mercedes after hitting an underpass
wall at high speed following a reckless chase through Paris from the Place
Vendome to the Pont De L'Alma. By strange twists of fate, the more...