Romantic Jokes / Recent Jokes

Their was a couple for love, where the boy promised his girl that the heart is only dedicated to her not for any one. For Some years girl went for further studies when she returned after some years ago she saw his boy friend was with another girl.
Immediately stopped him & questioned how he forgot the promise given to her?
Boy..'See gal I had been undergone an OPEN HEART SURGERY so! !!!!'.

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies.
Alice was feeling romantic.' Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned.
'Why not?' Al grunted.' Didn't I love you through four other shades?'

Rohan: Aeysha I can't buy you Mercedez like Ankit did for his girlfriend, nor I have Big bank balance or a huge palace like bungalow but the fact is I love you more than I love my life................
Aeysha: I love you too!! Sweet heart!! but can you tell me more about Ankit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you're not.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face.
I wish I were in outer space.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe' go to hell.'

On a very romantic day lover asked his girl friend,'darling will you give me ring on ring ceremony?'
Girl friend,'ya, sure give me your number i'll give you the ring twice if you say'.

Boy: Are you sure that you only love me?
Girl: Ya. I checked the whole list yesterday.

A young lady came home from a date, rather cheerless. She told her mother, "Naman proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so distressing?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he is an agnostic. Mom, he doesn't even consider there's a Hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."