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A sargeant bawled out a rookie. "Did you watch all of the exits like I told you?"
"Yep," the rookie answered. "I think he must have left by one of the entrances!"

The Rookie Cop...

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people."
A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again...
"I SAID, let's get off that corner... NOW!"

Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro east on I-20 toward Georgia.

When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.

The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said "Hey Sarge, why did you stop?"

The Sarge replied, "Stupid rookie, he's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him.

A rookie sat next to his manager and watched Roger Maris gun down a runner trying to go from first to third."Kid, you won't see a throw like that again in a million years."Three innings later, Maris duplicated the feat.The rookie turned to the manager and said, "Time sure flies up here in the Majors."

A mint Joe Montana rookie card sold at auction for $65,880. In related news, Joe Montana plans to spend the next three days rummaging through his attic.

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people."

A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner... NOW!"

Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop."

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him.
"I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."