Rookie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn`t seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said "that does it! I am going out to get me a deer." Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. The captain and chief asked, "how did you get that?" The rookie replied, "I walked out fifty feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck". The captain then said, "I`ve had enough of this I am going to get my deer." He came back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked, "how did you get that?" The captain replied, "I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck." The chief not wanting to be out done said "I am out of here, I am going to bag the biggest buck of the more...

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game."

"When is that?"

"Right after the National Anthem."

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him."I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."

Cincinnati Bengals rookie wide receiver, Reggie McNeal, was arrested in Houston over the weekend and charged with resisting arrest.

McNeal is the seventh Cincinnati football player to have been arrested in the past year, setting a new single season mark for the Bengals and helping them clinch a playoff spot on the FBI's Most Wanted List.

Prior to next week's game, Vegas oddsmakers have made the Bengals an early two-touchdown favorite over the guards.

Meanwhile, Bengals coaches declined to comment on the budding quarterback controversy between Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds.

Photo: Bengal veterans use Gatorade as a lubricant prior to McNeal's rookie prison "initiation." Prison welcoming ritual reportedly the inspiration behind Gatorade's ad slogan, "Is it in you?"