Roommate Jokes / Recent Jokes

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66. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.

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67. Whenever your roommate is walking through the room, bump into him/her.

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68. Stare at your roommate for five minutes out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

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69. Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really important but you can't remember who it was.

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you' did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you' did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact more...

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7. Pretend to type in the middle of the air. Complain about how slow the computer has been recently.

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70. Let mice loose in his/her room.