Roommate Jokes / Recent Jokes

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6. Become a subgenius.

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60. Find out your roommate's post office box code. Open it and take his/her mail. Do this for one month. After that, send the mail to him/her by UPS.

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61. Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like you're holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your roommate.

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62. Call safety and security whenever your roommate turns up his/her music.

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63. Follow him/her around on weekends.

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64. Sit on the floor and talk to the wall.

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65. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door.