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54. Complain of having a terrible virus in your system and cough at your roommate frequently.

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55. Tell your roommate that it's your birthday-every day.

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57. Take your roommate's pillow and put a water ballon inside of it.

The shapely coed was undressing for the night when she noticed a puzzled look on her roommate's face. "Do you know there's the impression of a large M on your stomach?" the roommate asked.

"My fiance's in town this weekend," confided the young th: "and he likes to make love with his football-letter sweater on."

"Which school does he attend, Michigan or Minnesota?" qt tioned her friend.

"Neither," giggled the first girl. "He goes to Wisconsin."

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
58. Play blackjack with yourself and scream loudly about your losses when you bust.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
59. If your roommate goes away for a weekend, change the locks.

1.(Of course) Laugh hysterically and for no reason.
2. Pretend you holding something like a small knife and swing at the air as if you are trying to cut something. If someone asks, say you were misinterpreted or deny the whole thing.
3. Wear headphones everywhere you go, leaving the plug dangling out, easily seen, and then stationary knod, as if to a beat. Pretend not to hear anyone unless they touch you to get you attention. Periodically forget to take off headphones when you are touched and act confused when you cannot hear them.
4. Sit in front of a library computer and twitch your eyelid for 20 seconds, the get up and browse the fiction E section. Repeat.
5. Sit in front of a public computer on Windows 95, 98, or 2000. Click the start button. Click it again... and again. After clicking it for about 10 minutes, declare that you need another computer because your start button is broken. When someone proves it is not broken, say "Black magic! You all use black more...