Roommate Jokes / Recent Jokes

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48. Give him/her an allowance.

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49. Listen to radio static.

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5. Buy a fish tank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.

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50. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.

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51. Cry a lot.

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52. Send secret admirer notes on your roommate's Email.

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53. Talk to yourself loudly in front of your roommate. After a while, begin discussing your roommate with yourself.