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188. Move your bed around the room once a day, and leave it in a new position every night.

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19. Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."

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190. Eat raw pasta for dinner.

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191. Put bricks in the middle of the room, and explain to him/her that you intend to make a fireplace to save electricity.

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192. Write letters to yourself from famous people. Mail them to yourself.

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193. Arrange your pillows and blankets every night to make it look like you are asleep. Do this for three weeks. Buy a cantalope and a knife. Stick the knife in the cantalope. Lay it on the pillow where your head should be.

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194. Spend hours in your room on personal hygiene. Spend at least an hour a day clipping your nails, another hour combing your hair, yet another hour washing your face and hands, etc.