Roommate Jokes / Recent Jokes

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2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.

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20. Move your mouth when you're silent and move your mouth as little as possible when you talk.

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21. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.

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22. Eat only lemons. Every five minutes, offer your roommate a lemon.

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23. Whenever your roommate turns your way, begin frowning.

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24. Smile. All the time.

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25. Cover up your mouht before talking to anyone.