Rotis Jokes / Recent Jokes

From one Sardar to another:
S-l: "How many rotis can you eat on an empty stomach?"
S-2: "Why four!"
S-l: "Oh, what a fool, once you have taken one roti, you are no more with as empty a stomach as when you started."
S-2 has a hearty laugh at himself.
Not to be outdone, S-2 goes home to confront his missus with the same query as S-l. The missus is very busy mixing atta for the night meal and in disgust, upon the insistence of her Sardar, answers angrily, three rotis.
S-2 is upset. If only the missus had said four there could have been a good joke!