Rude Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?
A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
PUPILS: A teacher.

A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with his obvious disability, he thought he'd answer a help wanted sign he saw posted at his church. He rang the bell at the rectory and when the pastor opened the door he was moved with pity. He asked, "What can I do for you, my son?" The man said I've come to answer your help wanted ad. The pastor became concerned and said that ad is for a bell ringer. He stammered that he didn't think he'd be able to handle the job. The man pleaded and said won't you give me a chance so I can show you what I'm capable of? The pastor relented and hired him. The time came when the church bell had to be rung. The man made his way under the bell, took a running start and threw his body against the bell which resulted in a booming "BONNGGGG" as soon as the vibrations subsided, he took another running start and threw his body into the other side of the bell with the expected result

Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A:How do i find the egg threw all of this shit?

you so poor I went to your house and sat on a roach and it siad hey get off of me I pay the bills around here.

A guy coming out of the gym tells his friend: I just lost 10 pounds! His friend says:Turn around; I think I found them!

There is this Nun in the bath and she hears a knock at the door, Who is it? she says the reply is im the blind man can i come in? so she thinks for a moment and says yes you can come in.So the blind man walks in and and says NICE TITS WERE DO U WAN TME TO HANG THE BLIND?