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How can you tell when barbies got her period?
The tick tacs are missing.

What do you call a dinosaur with a sore bum?
Stegasore-ass
or
Tyrannosore-ass

A man was on an aeroplane and he needed to go to the toilet. He told the stewardess and she said okay but not to touch the T.R button. So he went to the toilet and after he did his buisness he found the T.F button(toilet flush). The T.O button(tap on) and he finally found the T.R button. He pressed it thinking what could be wrong with it. Next thing he knows he is in hospital with the stewardess standing over him he asked why he was there. She replied he pressed the T.R button(tampon remover)!

Baa Baa Black Sheep have you had a fuck, yes sir yes sir had it with a duck, had it with a hosre and a big fat hen, got a scabby dick and never fucked again

What is the fastest thing on a reserve?
A beer truck..
Whats the second fastest thing on a reserve?
The indian chasing it.. hahaa

A little girl the age of three years old walks into the bath room and see her daddy naked in the bath, she looks at her dads penis and says "Daddy whats that" her dad was quite imbarrased by this and said " oh its my dolly" the little girl said oh so can i play with ur dolly" and her daddy said "yes of course".
The next day she went down stairs and said "daddy can i play with ur dolly again" her daddy replied " Yes ok dolly would like that but we will have to play in ur bedroom today".
Next morning her mum went into the little girls bedroom and said "oh my whats all this blood in ur bed" the little girl replied " Daddys dolly spat at me so I bit its head off"

Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?
A. Right where you left it.