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Through all the thngs that came to the pass...Our love has grown...but not as big as your ass

What Do You Call A Whole Bunch Of Black People At The Bottom Of The CN Tower....Pubic Hairs

Your momma is so fat that she thought that my pint house was a cupcake.

A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out.
He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player.
He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player.
He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his dick in a bowl of peanuts. He flips out and asks what he is doing. The man replies "I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"

It makes a change to see Micheil Jackson dangle his kid over the Balconey.
He normaly Tosses them off.

Your momma is so fat that she thought that the worlds largest potato was a jelly bean.

Are you tired because you have been running through my mind all night