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What Do You Call A Women Reading A Blank Sheet of Paper?
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A Women Reading Her Rights

What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting her back in her wheelchair!!

you so poor you stole a tv dinner from savelot

whats the difference between a poofter an a freezer?
the freezer doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!

One day a teacher told her english class to name a verb. One stood up and said "Masterbate."

What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?
Kermit's Dick

Q:Why did the joke team not make any jokes?
A:because they played old jokes!