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you so stank, you make garbage smell good.

i may not be fred flintstone... but i sure can make your bedrock!

why is it better for a woman to give a blow job because its easier to drink a teaspoon of cream than it is to lick a dead fish for 20 minuites

once upon a time these people were having sex and the women goes i feel something weird goin up my ass. the man goes i wonder what that could be then she hears a grunt what was that she says just workin my way up.

They say 90% of teenagers masturbate in the shower...the other 10% of them sing a song...what is that song called?
I didnt think you would know..
By tyler

You so ugly Freddy Couger Said, take my place.

Q: What did the blind, deaf, dumb, retarded kid in a wheelchair get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.