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    Punctuation Changes!

    Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...
    Dear Thomas,
    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy-will you let me be yours?
    Maria
    Dear Thomas,
    I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours,
    Maria

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    Dear John:I want a man

    Dear John:I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy-will you let me be yours? Gloria***Dear John:I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Gloria

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    The difference a little punctuation makes

    Dear John:
    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?

    Gloria
    Dear John:
    I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?
    Yours,
    Gloria

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    Punctuation

    The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation"
    Dear John:
    I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous,
    kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless
    and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I
    have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever
    happy--will you let me be yours?
    Gloria

    And with different punctuation.....

    Dear John:
    I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous,
    kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless
    and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I
    have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy.
    Will you let me be?
    Yours,
    Gloria

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    Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ...

    Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

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