Runaway Jokes / Recent Jokes
Two sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot scream the runway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back
Up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again "get the plane up, the runaway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.. They make a big turn and start descending again... This goes on again and again... During their fourth descent the pilot says: "look at those stupid americans, they build this huge expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "i know" answers the second pilot, "but look how
Wide they made it...."
Once Santa And Banta Try To Land An Airplane In The States. They Start Descending And As They Touch The Ground Santa Screams, The Runway Is Ending...". Banta Swiftly Gets The Plane Back Up In The Air... They Make A Big Turn And Start Descending Again. The Moment They Touch The Ground, Santa Screams Again "Get The Plane Up, The Runaway Is Ending...". This Goes On Again And Again... During Their Fourth Descent Santa Says: "Look At Those Stupid Americans, They Build This Huge & Expensive Airport But With Such A Short Runaway..", "I Know" Answers Banta, "But Look How Wide They Made It...."
Well, it seems that these three fellows, an American, a German and a
[ethnic], are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. As the
final hour approachs, each man is trying to think of a way to escape his
inevitable doom. The time comes for the execution and the American is
brought first in front of the firing squad. As the blindfold is being tied
around his head, he decides that he will attempt his escape by diverting
the attention of his executioners at the final moment, and then running
away.
The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown: "10, 9, 8,... "
Just before the officer reaches "1," the American shouts,
"Flood!"
Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their rifles and turn around
searching for the onrush of water. In all of this confusion, the American
manages to take off his blindfold and run away. By the time the
executioners are aware of what happened, the more...
= Your Favorite Ethnic Minority.
Well, it seems that these three fellows, an American, a German
and a , are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. As
the final hour approachs, each man is trying to think of a way to escape
his inevitable doom. The time comes for the execution and the American
is brought first in front of the firing squad. As the blindfold is
being tied around his head, he decides that he will attempt his escape
by diverting the attention of his executioners at the final moment, and
then running away.
The officer in charge of the executions starts his countdown:
"10, 9, 8,... " Just before the officer reaches "1," the American
shouts, "FLOOD!!" Startled, all of the gunmen look up from their
rifles and turn around searching for the onrush of water. In all of this
confusion, the American manages to take off his blindfold and run away.
By the time the executioners are aware of more...