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How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.

What is a runners favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

ONE day a friend of Temel asked:' Temel, why are these people running?'
Temel answered:' They are runners. They are running to get the cup.'
'Who will get the cup?'
'The first among the runners.'
'What about the others?'
'Nothing.'
'Then, why are they running?'

Why are blacks fast runners?
- Because all the slow ones are in jail.