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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish? Tsardines!

"As we have learned," said the teacher, "the former ruler of Russia was called a Czar, and his wife was called a Czarina. Now who can tell me what the Czar's children were called?"

A little boy at the back of the class piped up and said, "Czardines!"

New letters suggest that Albert Einstein had a Russian spy mistress, and many extramarital affairs. The letters are HE = MC2Timer.

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: "If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!"

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!