Ryall Jokes

There were these two twins JIM Ryall and BILL Ryall. JIM was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened BILL's wife died the same day JIM's boat sank.
A few days later a kindly old woman saw JIM and mistaking JIM for BILL stated, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."
JIM, thinking she was talking about the boat said, "Hell no, fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her, she was a rotten ole thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish, she was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The damn fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle."
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