Saddam Jokes / Recent Jokes
The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says, 'I have some good news and some bad news.' They ask for the good news first.
Aziz says, 'The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have jobs.'
'And the bad news?' they ask.
Aziz replies, 'He's lost an arm'.
God says the world is going to end, so he chooses three famous people to tell everyone. So, George Bush, Bill Gates, and Saddam Hussein come to see, him. God tells them that the world is going to end and tells them to tell their people. George Bush goes live on CNN and tells America, "Folks, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you were right all along, there is a God. The bad news is that he is ending the world." Saddam goes to tell all of his people of his encounter, "My people, I have some bad news and some worse news, the bad news is that those damn Americans were right all along, there is a God. The worse news is that he is ending the world." Then Bill Gates writes an e-mail to all of his friends and employees, "Hi people, Iv'e got some great news and even better news. The great news is that God thinks I am one of the most famous people on earth. The even better news is that we don't have to upgrade from Windows XP.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? A. Nothing, yet.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,000,
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Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to more...
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving? A: Turkey.Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from ! Q: What is the best Iraqi job? A: Foreign AmbassadorQ: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,000,000.Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? A: B-52...F-16...A-10Q: more...
where does saddam hussein keep his c. d collection? In Iraq (a rack)
Following the most recent coalition bombing raid Saddam appeared in a videoed address to the Iraqi people:
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...and to prove I am still alive I will say the Liverpool played shite on Saturday"
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A spokesman for the British Goverment said "
That proves nothing - it could have been recorded months ago"
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