Safeway Jokes

A logician at Safeway.
"Paper or plastic?"
"Not' not paper and not plastic'!"

How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?
Take the F out of way in safeway, but wait, there is no f in way
There is no f in way that you will fit an elephant into a safeway bag.

Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets. Says Bob Mills,
"The amount of the bid became public after a checkout clerk was overheard
yelling 'Price check on the company!'"
He adds, "the original offer was $2 billion, but then Safeway pulled out
a huge stack of double-value coupons."