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Y. O. D. A (To the Village People's "Y. M. C. A")(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker). YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I saidYOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I saidYOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I amWONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How youGROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*You must be here to see Y. O. D. AYou must be here to see Y. O. D. A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y. O. D. AYou must be here to see Y. O. D. ACome and get yourself clean! Come and have a good meal! Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel! YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, intoSOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and thisTIN CAN started swimming and then, he got*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He isCOMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll more...

Y. O. D. A (To the Village People's "Y. M. C. A")(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker). YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I saidYOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I saidYOUNG MAN, put your weapon away,' cause I*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I amWONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How youGROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*You must be here to see Y. O. D. AYou must be here to see Y. O. D. A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y. O. D. AYou must be here to see Y. O. D. ACome and get yourself clean! Come and have a good meal! Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel! YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, intoSOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and thisTIN CAN started swimming and then, he got*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He isCOMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll more...